There is so, so much weirdness in this Slate article about the – uh – yeah, you explain it Terry Turnipseed:

Believe it or not, there is a growing trend in this country of adopting one’s adult lover or spouse

This article has everything: rich people spats, incest (maybe!), a little bit of IBM history, the phrase “daugher/girlfriend”, and the revelation that Florida does not have a law against something that appears to be incest.