I was damn near crying reading this.
The original link was offline. I have an archived copy, but I don’t feel particularly comfortable republishing it because Dave Bry, the original author, has passed away.
I will say that the bottom three were:
43. Men of Crisis: The Harvey Wallinger Story 42. Everyone Says I Love You 41. Hannah and Her Sisters
And the top five were:
5. What's Up, Tiger Lily? 4. Mighty Aphrodite 3. Small Time Crooks 2. The Purple Rose of Cairo 1. The Curse of the Jade Scorpion