I was damn near crying reading this.
The original link was offline. I have an archived copy, but I don’t feel particularly comfortable republishing it because Dave Bry, the original author, has passed away.
I will say that the bottom three were:
43. Men of Crisis: The Harvey Wallinger Story
42. Everyone Says I Love You
41. Hannah and Her Sisters
And the top five were:
5. What's Up, Tiger Lily?
4. Mighty Aphrodite
3. Small Time Crooks
2. The Purple Rose of Cairo
1. The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
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