The fine art of the kiss-off 2010 Aug 10 1 min read For those of you that are unhappy with your jobs, the internet gods have smiled on you in the past two days. First up, a flight attendant fought with a customer, decided he’d had enough, grabbed two beers, and THEN, well, he unleashed a profanity-laden tirade on the public address system, pulled the emergency-exit chute, slid off the plane and fled Kennedy International Airport, a law enforcement official said. Wow. (Via Consumerist and the entire interwebs.) Next (UPDATE: this is likely fake but still awesome), this combines a few of my favorite things: quitting your job, being overdramatic, and whiteboards. Slow clap, ma’am.