I’ve been laughing at this very funny and flawlessly constructed Key & Peele sketch (found via @KenTremendous) for like three weeks now.

I would tell you my favorites, but that’d spoil the joke.

OK, you’ve watched it now?

While the second half slayed me the first few viewings, the enduring giggles are in the first half. Runners-up go to Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, Davoin Shower-Handel, and L’Carpetron Dookmarriot.

But I have too much love for D’Isiah T. Billings-Clyde (pronounced Billings-Claaaaaaahd).

By the way, the structure of the Key & Peele skit is almost exactly the same as one of my favorite Whitest Kid U Know bits:

“My chocolate milk is ruined” will always result in a gigglestorm from me.