So, there’s a music video for a collaboration between the Black Keys and RZA that features a fight over a fortune cookie during which RZA smacks Dan from the Black Keys with a fish.
You can shut the internet down; it won’t be any better than that.
Danger Guerrero at Warming Glow has an entertaining breakdown of the video.
Although nothing could be better than RZA brandishing a fish, you might also enjoy this Bad Lip Reading of Twilight, the previous record holder for “video that most made me squeal with joy at fish”.
(For the record, I do not like Phish.)
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