This is a few months old, but Danger Guerrero’s list of imaginary awful TV pitches is still hilarious.

Summary: The genre of daytime judge shows reaches its logical conclusion. Nah mean?

Title: Judge Ghostface Killah.

Speaking of Ghostface, everyone’s read this NSFW review of Jay-Z’s Watch The Throne in the style of Ghostface, right? I’m not sure if its meant to be a satire of Ghostface’s hilarious Twitter feed or a parody of those ubiquitous track-by-track album reviews on Amazon.com, but it’s the funniest thing I’ve read this week.

(Ghostface album review via EDSBS)