Ahoy-hoy!
I’m a software developer and fishing enthusiast* with over 15 years of experience†. I like to build useful, fun, and fast websites.
Check out where I’ve worked or some things that I wrote.
I live in Carrboro, North Carolina; I use semicolons entirely too much‡.
*: Just kidding! I’ve been fishing twice in my entire life—I just needed a picture of myself.
†: At building websites, not fishing.
‡: Just kidding again; that’s not possible!
a digression
Ream • Sny • Der
Recent and favorite articles
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Plumb luck
Three stories about plumbing, or one about money
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ChatGPT can’t write code (…yet?)
Someone is wrong on the internet
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New site design for March 2023
The person responsible for everything wrong with the previous version has been sacked
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Why is it so hard to get on Mastodon?
I mean not, like, flipping a perfect omelette hard but still too hard
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Generating dynamic social media images with SvelteKit and resvg-js
[kicks puppeteer to the curb]
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Best Of
Pocket Watch Person
On past lives and “Everything Everywhere All At Once”
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Best Of
Build ideas and tips for all weapon aspects in “Hades”
Your one-stop shop for getting consistent clears with every weapon
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Best Of
A Bit More
On toasters and anniversaries
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Best Of
I Beat “Hades” on 32 Heat with all weapon aspects
Who’s your daddy now?